08-03-2004, 03:14 AM. The list of songs ranged from the 70s, 80s and 90s hits to recent pop songs, you’ll definitely find positive vibes from one of them. That’s usually kept for kids nursery rhymes. I really, deeply wish there were two Saturdays in a week. The top ten: Worst rhyming couplets in pop songs ... mentioned the first couplet on this list as a "contender for the worst of all time". From "Reviewing the Situation" (Oliver) And wave at all the duchesses with friendliness as much as is The best of the worst, though, is the internal rhyme of the legendarily bad line, “Italian mobster shoots a lobster,” which Strummer concludes with the horrible punchline “Seafood … Here are the 20 most incredibly forced rhymes to ever come out of radio speakers and strike daggers through the hearts of unassuming Language Arts teachers nationwide. The ‘00s gave us brilliant things: Arctic Monkeys, The Wire, Spotify, the iPhone.But it also gave us some truly, unforgettably horrible songs. After the … Cracked has put together a list of the worst rhyme offenders in pop music history. 22 Terrible Songs by Great Artists Great mistakes from Dylan, Elvis, Zep, the Who and more. 1. These are the lyrics that can turn a … The lyrics are already pretty bad if you’re resorting to naming off the days of the week. The unholy of unholies. We've finally arrived: The The best of the worst. The song originally appeared on an album titled Changes in Latitudes, Changes in Attitudes, possibly the worst rhyming album title of all time. (By the way, if you love these songs, I’ve got you the complete playlist at the end!) If you thought 50-11 were bad, you ain't seen nothin' yet. By. I just finished doing Oliver and I'm now doing Li'l Abner and some rhymes got my attention. Some of the music videos are quite funny too! Just sing along when you’re feeling down. Ladies and Gentlemen, distinguished members of the academy. A lot like looking for sand in the desert, but it's a fun game. I wouldn’t even begin to think this is an exhaustive list. View Full Version : Best and worst rhymes in songs. The creme de la crap. TJdude825. That got me thinking about other really sloppy rhymes… and off the top of my head, I was able to easily think of 11 incredibly, hilariously and ridiculously bad rhymes in song lyrics. 14.